Viagra is by far the most well-known, easily available erectile dysfunction medication on the market. A lot of guys, however, are afraid to take it. We’ve all seen those gags on romantic comedy movies about never-ending erections that end up with the guy in the emergency room of the hospital or getting an erection at the worst possible time. The fact is, although Viagra is so well-known, it’s clouded in a fog of misinformation, and very few people who haven’t taken it really know much about it.
Yes, it is most definitely possible to get an erection that won’t go away – but this is extremely rare. Perhaps you will get an erection at an inopportune time, but really, that happens to a lot of guys who don’t take Viagra anyway. Viagra brings your erectile functioning up to normal levels. It doesn’t give you an erection, it relaxes the blood vessels so that outside stimuli can give you an erection. If you take Viagra, you’re not going to be walking around all day with a cricket bat in your pants. There is really very little to be afraid of.
So to introduce the ignorant public to the wonder of Viagra, I thought I’d share two stories with you all about my mate’s and coworker’s experiences, and at the end of this article, I’ll give a little more information about how to get your hands on it yourself.
Becks is a guy I’ve known since primary school. He lived on a farm in Western Victoria, and he never really got to go to the city so much to party. Work on the farm was too demanding, and there weren’t so many women for him to meet around his place. I met up with him and a few other mates in the city one Friday afternoon for a weekend of partying when we were all in our early 20s. At this point, Becks was still a virgin, and he desperately wanted to drop that mantle. We went out to a few clubs on the Friday night, but he struck out at every chance. On Saturday we went out again, and Becks got lucky… well sort of. He took a girl back to the hotel, and everything seemed great, but when we checked on him in the morning he was silent. After a lot of ribbing and goading he finally told us – he couldn’t get it up. It was about 11am on Sunday, we were all driving back to the country at 4pm. So we did what any good mates would do in this situation – we chipped in for a professional. We found a little full-service “massage parlor” with good reviews and started making our preparations. About an hour before we left, I slipped him one of the Viagra I always keep with me and told him to trust me.
At the end of his session, after all the gushing about how great he felt, he told us how the pill had worked for him: it still took a few minutes and a bit of elbow grease, but he could get it up and keep it up for the whole 40 minute session. He’d never felt so hard before, he thought he might’ve even grown a few centimetres.
Gav was an older fella I worked with a few years ago. We worked in a pine mill stripping logs. It was tough work for awful pay, but it was all we could really do in our town. Gav had been working there since he turned 17, and when I met him he was well into his fifties. He drank heavily every night and was married to his “high school sweetheart” who was the same age he was. He used to complain a lot about how he and his wife rarely made love (not his words), until one day he just stopped talking about it. About three or four weeks later he called in sick, he didn’t come back to work for a month. Later, over drinks, he explained it all to me. He’d stopped complaining about his sex life because he’d started taking Viagra. It was all going good for a few weeks, until one night after a few drinks, and some over-achieving techniques, he bent the wrong way and “snapped it”. Meaning he tore the tissue of the penis. This had nothing to do with the Viagra itself, just his acrobatics combined with a hard erection. As far as I know, he’s still taking Viagra, and he and his wife are as happy as ever.
So here’s the point: don’t be scared of Viagra, but be careful when you take it. Watch the side-effects, take the good stuff, trust who you buy from, and don’t over-exert yourself. It’ll change your life, really.
Now I’m sure you’d like to know where you can get your hands on some. Well, the best way is, of course, to go to a doctor and get a prescription. It’ll be embarrassing, and expensive, but it’s the most legit way of doing it. If that’s too much for you, you can buy online from any reputable online pharmacy, without a prescription. You may not always be getting the 100% branded Viagra you would otherwise, but it’s the same stuff, and it’ll be delivered express to your door, you don’t even need to leave the house.
I am a medical student from Melbourne.